Monday, February 18, 2019

In Response

I am writing this blog post in response to the many questions people keep asking me about how I have come to see the world the way I do. I try to keep my personal viewpoints to myself when I am around certain family members and most coworkers. I express myself online, but I do not always feel safe to otherwise.  Being a non-religious liberal in my neck of the woods can be dangerous, so I try to blend in. I've been camouflaging myself for the majority of my life. My parents started this for me when I was 10, by instructing me: "Don't tell anyone at school about the Hepatitis C."
Okay, I thought, I have to keep a secret about myself because the other kids won't understand.
That was the beginning. From that point on, I exerted a lot of effort trying to fit in with my classmates. The worst thing ever would be to stand out or to be made fun of or embarrassed. (By the way, I was treated and "cured" of HCV a few years ago.)

I was raised in a household with conservative values (although my parents were both registered Independents): I was expected to get good grades in school, go to Sunday school and church, do chores on Saturdays, etc.  I got my butt spanked for misbehaving right up to age 13.  I was taught how to cook, and I cooked dinner for my family a few times a week from age 13 on.  I got my first job and my first car at age 16, my first boyfriend at age 17, and I earned my high school diploma on time. I never did drugs, I never skipped school, I did not get pregnant as a teen, and I did not even taste alcohol until I was out of high school.  All of this paints a pretty boring picture of a young, white, REPRESSED girl.

So how did I go from that girl to the woman I am today?  Add to the picture these facts: I have always been a voracious reader; I have always been very open-minded and accepting of other types of people; I am quick to put myself in other people's shoes; I use reason and logic to solve problems, but I also listen to my heart; and I have struggled with many different and difficult issues while watching others struggle, too.  The major catalyst, of course, was moving out of my parent's house at age 20.

There were a few of major life changes right away: I dropped out of college, moved to a city over 100 miles away for a man I'd only known for 2 months, and marrying that man.  These hasty, ill-advised, and mind-boggling decisions shoved me on a path that I'm still struggling with. I have been living paycheck to paycheck for 16 years. I have lived with debilitating physical and mental problems my entire life, for which I have been discriminated against often.  I haven't always been able to afford medicine or food.  I have witnessed the struggles of many friends and coworkers over my life.  I've met all kinds of people with all kinds of personalities, etc.  I've been a sounding board and supporter of people dealing with serious issues, including sexual orientation, gender identity, varied medical problems, child custody battles, abusive marriages, sexual violence, and others.  I'm an empathetic person, so I can really put myself in their shoes and feel what they're feeling.

Labels are just society's way of trying to fit everything and everyone into neat little boxes.  When pressed, I will identify as a liberal politically, working poor class-wise, and free-thinking when it comes to religion.  I look at different issues, and weigh all the facts with my own life experiences and knowledge I have gained from reading and listening to make decisions.  I don't believe in straight-party voting, because every candidate is different- and they may not fit their label.

So let's talk food stamps.  I know several families who would have gone without food if they didn't have food stamps.  I was on food stamps at one point in time for about a year.  The VAST majority of food stamp recipients are not on drugs and they are not trying to game the system. They are good, hard-working people struggling to make ends meet in these times of wage inequality and gender bias. Another wonderful program is WIC.  I was on WIC for about 5 years running, as long as they would have me.  If not for WIC, I could not have consistently afforded formula, fruits, vegetables, cereal, milk, peanut butter, and bread for my kids. WIC also performs regular check-ups on all kids in the program, requires parents to take parenting classes, and rents out breast pumps for free.

I very firmly believe in social programs. Food stamps, WIC, Medicare, Medicaid, TANF, SSI, Pell grants, EIC, and many more are essential to the health and well-being of this country's citizens.  If not for the child tax credit and Earned Income Credit, I could not have afforded to take my kids to the dentist or the ophthalmologist, replace broken household appliances and/or furniture, or catch up on bills.

Moving along . . .

To be expedient, I will quote wikipedia here, and then expand:
"Liberalism is a political and moral philosophy based on liberty and equality. Liberals espouse a wide array of views depending on their understanding of these principles, but they generally support civil rights, democracy, secularism, gender equality, racial equality, internationalism, freedom of speech, freedom of the press, freedom of religion, and free markets."

I believe in sharing the wealth.  There is no need for billionaires to even exist: I read an article about how making more than $75,000 a year does not increase happiness, but even beyond that is the fact that you get what you pay for.  If a company does not pay employees a living wage, the result is that the employees' work will be substandard due to low morale (people feeling unappreciated) and fatigue (from working multiple jobs).  A living wage generally means that a person working 40 hours a week, with no additional income, should be able to afford the basics for a modest but decent life, such as food, shelter, utilities, transport, health care, and child care.  What is so wrong with that?  Back in the 1950s, a man could work 40 hours a week and support a family of four.  The wage gap has been steadily increasing ever since, and more people than ever are struggling just to live.  In my own life, I have always done my best at my jobs, but I never felt happiness in a job until I was given benefits and a decent wage. I am more likely to stay at a job where I feel valued, and I AM NOT ALONE.

I should hope that the issues of "freedom of speech, freedom of the press, and freedom of religion" are self-explanatory. Geez. Basically, as Americans we can say what we want and believe what we want, and the press can publish what they want.  We might not always agree with some of the things being said, believed, or published, but again, we are free to disagree.  We are free to have a conversation, a debate, an intervention, or an opinion piece.

Live and let live.

LET ME LIVE.

So . . . gender equality and racial equality are liberal views?  These should be across the board, and I will never understand the people against women being equal to men or all races being equal.

Abortion? I'm pro-choice and, more importantly, pro sex-ed.

Guns? They need to be better regulated. And don't get your panties in a wad, guns are FAR from ever being eradicated, and everyone knows it.  Geez. Remember the Prohibition?

Religion? I'm open-minded.  Whatever floats your boat. Freedom of and from religion.  I had originally stopped right there, but people usually want me to expand . . . How did I come to be so happily and lazily agnostic?  It's the usual yada yada former religious people say: I was raised Methodist, and started questioning the religion around age 12.  I went through with confirmation and baptism at age 13, I read the entire bible twice, and I started working at DQ every Sunday when I was 16.  These days I like telling people I don't believe in anything.  It usually gets a reaction.

LGBTQ rights: Yes.  Love is love.

The national anthem? It is unnecessary to sing/play this song at sporting events, unless the US is being represented internationally, like in the Olympics.

Overcrowded prisons and jails? Yes, especially in Oklahoma, this is a problem.  Decriminalize lesser offenses, focus on rehabilitating non-violent offenders, use more halfway houses, etc.

Education? Just pay the teachers what they are worth.  They deserve a major raise, country-wide, and better supplies for their classrooms, and up-to-date textbooks and technology.  Oklahoma teachers (with college degrees!!) are moving to other states, and I have seen the effect this has had on my kids.  Gone are the teachers who really care about the kids. Now they are all over-stressed with too-large class sizes and not enough school supplies. Not a good situation, and there is no end in sight.

I may have spent my entire life stuck in Oklahoma, but my mind has been everywhere, thanks to public libraries, which are taxpayer-funded.





Thursday, February 7, 2019

Memories at 36

I've been having trouble organizing my thoughts for while now. I remember a time when I could write a decent poem in five minutes flat, and essays flowed easily. These days, every time I play a card game, I have to be reminded of the rules. This includes poker and Go Fish, but lately has extended to Exploding Kittens and Bears vs Babies. It's really strange when I think about it, since I have a veritable font of knowledge about certain things stored in my head. It's like my brain does spring cleaning every once in awhile, and decides to keep the most random and useless stuff:

How to change a tire? . . . Nah, I'll just keep the ASL sign for "turtle" I learned in 3rd grade. 

World history? . . . Hmmmm, nope, but I can still ask how the weather is in French.

Geography? . . . I can count to 10 in Japanese, but might have trouble labeling some countries on a map.

Zoology? . . . I can't even remember which animals we dissected in that class . . . But I can hold a conversation on the merits of 90s grunge music.

Baby CPR? . . . Um, that class was over 10 years ago . . . But I could still play my high school's fight song if you handed me a tenor sax- and I learned that 20 years ago.

The list is long.

Basically, I can remember some details of every book I've ever read, but not the US capitals.  I can tell a Nora Roberts book just from the way she writes.  I can hold long discussions about MANY authors, and I keep in reserve well-formed arguments for or against a certain few. You need me to name an Australian writer? I can name two off the top of my head. You wanna debate sci-fi vs fantasy? Bring it.  You seriously want to ask me for a romance author recommendation? Sit down and get prepared for a lengthy conversation on the many sub-genres of romance, including examples of each along with my personal favorites and a link to Smart Bitches Trashy Books.

So yeah, as of this writing, I will be 36 in a little over one hour. I thought I would be a different sort of human being by this age . . . But at least I can finally say that I feel happy most of the time these days.  I credit daily doses of vitamin D, a job that I LOVE, and my precious boys. It really is amazing what a mood-lifter the feeling of usefulness is. My job gives me sense of purpose that just being a wife and mother did not. And I CANNOT overstate the value and importance of vitamin D for people who don't spend much time outside.

I can look at my life and say that I would be very content if I could just get my body to cooperate. 







Thursday, November 1, 2018

2018 Books- I read 56 this year!!

All the books I read in 2018:

1. Eleanor Oliphant is Completely Fine by Gail Honeyman
    My rating: 5/5 stars
    My review: This book was not what I expected. It totally blew me away with the originality of the main character. The story surprised me by taking some unexpected turns.


2. Let's Pretend This Never Happened by Jenny Lawson, memoir, 5 stars
   This was a reread for me, but just as good the second time around.

3. Dark in Death by JD Robb, 4 stars

4. Turtles All the Way Down by John Green, YA, 5 stars
     I loved this book because I very much identified with Aza. I have experienced some of the same issues.

5.  Feels Like Home by Olivia Miles, 4 stars

6. Promise Not to Tell by Jayne Ann Krentz, 4 stars

7. Stardust by Neil Gaiman, fantasy, 4 stars
     This was a book club pick.  Solid fantasy novel.

8. Burn Bright by Patricia Briggs, 5 stars
     This was the latest in the Mercy Thompson series.  Loved it.

9. Skin Tight by Carl Hiaasen, 4 stars
   This book surprised me- it's not the type I usually read.  It was the first I'd read of this author, although I'd heard of him.  The story was basically a humorous thriller, with unusual characters.

10. The Cowboy's Mail-Order Bride by Carolyn Brown, 3 stars

11. This Fallen Prey by Kelley Armstrong, 5 stars
     I read this book within a few hours. I could not put it down. Every book in this series just gets better, and I cannot wait for the next one.

12. Hold Back the Dark by Kay Hooper, 4 stars
     This was the latest in a series about a psychic division of the FBI.

13. Where'd You Go Bernadette by Maria Semple, 5 stars
     This is the best book I have read in a long time. It has everything going for it: It is well-written, has a great plot, developed and interesting characters, and a couple of surprises.

14. Little Beach Street Bakery by Jenny Colgan, 5 stars
     I loved this simple, unexpected romance.

15. Second Chance Girl by Susan Mallery, 4 stars

16. Wired by Julie Garwood, 4 stars

17. The Family Gathering by Robyn Carr, 4 stars

18. High Lonesome Sound by Jaye Wells, 4 stars

19. The Road to Enchantment by Kaya McLaren, 4 stars

20. Sourdough by Robin Sloan, 5 stars
     Very difficult to describe- oddly compelling and very satisfying read.

21. Stillhouse Lake by Rachel Caine, 4 stars
     This book will make you paranoid, if nothing else.

22. Shelter in Place by Nora Roberts, 5 stars
     Another winning thriller/romance from this author. The subject matter is very current, and the characters are bursting with life.

23. How the Cowboy was Won by Lori Wilde, 4 stars

24. The Immortalists by Chloe Benjamin, 3 stars
     This book caught me off-guard right from the beginning. I was uncomfortable reading it the entire way through. It was nothing at all like the description given on the inside flap.  Very misleading. I give it 3 stars because while I did not care for the story, it was written very well.

25. Bring Me Back by BA Paris, 3 stars
     I was able to guess the ending way ahead of time.

26. The Last Black Unicorn by Tiffany Haddish, 4 stars
     Simply hilarious. Love this lady.

27. The Life She Was Given by Ellen Marie Wiseman, 5 stars
     Very absorbing. I cried.

28. How to Stop Time by Matt Haig, 5 stars
     Completely enthralling.


29.Lightning by Dean Koontz, 4 stars

30. Sweet Tea and Sympathy by  Molly Harper, 4 stars

31. How to Walk Away by Katherine Center, 5 stars

32. The Roanoke Girls by Amy Engel, 4 stars
     Uncomfortable read, in a very VC Andrews kind of way.

33. The Pisces by Melissa Broder, 4 stars
     Obscure, and definitely not for everyone.


34. Howl's Moving Castle by Diana Wynne Jones, 5 stars
     The best fantasy I've read in a long time! Comparable to the classic Xanth novels. I loved every bit of this book.

35. Key of Light by Nora Roberts, 5 stars
     Another re-read, but very nice.

36. Educated by Tara Westover, 5 stars
     One of the best memoirs I've read. A woman, of my own generation, rising above the life she was born to.


37. Serpentine by Laurell K Hamilton, 4 stars
     Nice addition to the series, but at times too meandering. Also, there was too much talking and not enough action (outside the bedroom).
38. Instant Attraction by Jill Shalvis, 4 stars

39. A Gathering of Secrets by Linda Castillo, 4 stars

40. Lacks Self-Control by Roy Sekoff, 4 stars

41. The One by John Marrs, 4 stars
     The premise was interesting, but the actual story was all over the place.  Not contained. I kept flipping back to previous chapters to figure out what was going on.

42. Leverage in Death by JD Robb, 5 stars
     Another excellent addition to the series. It's got everything: Action, mystery, romance, character building . . .

43. Pieces of Her by Karen Slaughter, 4 stars

44. Why Not Tonight by Susan Mallery, 5 stars

45. Recursion by Marion G. Harmon, 4 stars
     A solid addition to my absolute favorite superhero fiction series.
                                                             

46. Mistletoe Miracles by Jodi Thomas, 3 stars
     This book disappointed me. I think it needed more editing, because many sections seemed stilted.  The whole thing just did not flow well.

47.  Catching Christmas by Terri Blackstock, 4 stars
     This was a cute Christmas story. Perfect holiday feel-good reading.
                                                                 

48. The Hazel Wood by Melissa Albert, 5 stars
     This twisted fairy tale book was amazing.  It was not at all what I expected.
                                                                

49. Not Quite Over You by Susan Mallery, 4 stars

50. Paperback Crush by Gabrielle Moss, 4 stars, nonfiction
      All-inclusive look back at YA books from the 1980s and 90s. Huge trip down memory lane for me.

51. The Girl Who Sees by Dima Zales, 4 stars

52. Cross Breed by Lora Leigh, 5 stars
      More steamy than usual for this series, but also a very good storyline.

53. Brain Droppings by George Carlin, 4 stars, humor

54. The Promised Me the Gun Wasn't Loaded by James Alan Gardner, 4 stars
                                                         

55. The Silent Patient by Alex Michaelides, 4 stars, suspense
      I received an ARC from Celadon Books. I would say this book is a psychological thriller, with a few twists thrown in. It was worth a read, but I was able to guess the ending, which is why I did not give it 5 stars. This was apparently the first novel by this author, and I expect he will improve with time.
                                                                                


56. Uprooted by Naomi Novik, 5 stars
     Beautiful story. I didn't want it to end. All the hype surrounding this book is well-earned.
                                                                              



NUMBERS RECAP:
4 fantasy
1 sci-fi
5 paranormal
11 thriller/suspense
1 humor nonfiction
10 romance
1 nonfiction
2 superhero fiction
16 regular fiction
1 YA
4 biographies




Friday, August 25, 2017

Tattoos that I will never be able to afford . . .

Yes, when you are poor, or just working class, you really can't justify the expense. It's a sad situation for me, because I'm not a drinker or smoker. Getting tattooed is a release for me. It's pain of my own choice.  It's the only activity that can force me into "the zone," which might be close to meditation, but I wouldn't know.  The several tattoos I already have do not completely describe me.  It's very addicting, beautiful, and meaningful.  Unfortunately, it is also prohibitively expensive. 

Well, a girl can dream, right?



This special rat, for obvious reasons:









So, my husband wants a pinup of Marilyn Monroe on his arm, so I would have to go with something more to my taste.
 














I love to read. In fact, I have spent my life in countless other worlds, rather than face the pain and sadness of my own.  I would like some sort of book tattoo, and I'd like to find a really good quote to ink on my free arm.



Turtles are kind of my thing.
 









I would get the letters "OB" or the word "OddBall" in remembrance of the best cat ever.




Tuesday, August 22, 2017

Counting my Boons

I will start with my Treasures in life.

1) My husband. He is my rock. He makes me laugh. He has a cute tushy, and his arms . . . .
Anyway. He works super hard at a thankless job where he could be injured at any moment, and for which he has not been given a raise in 8 years. This dude is mine.  I live for this dude. And he lives for me. We've been together for 10 years, and we want to see at least 10 more.

2) My boys. I remember being pregnant with my first baby, and I was just so in love with our cat, OB.  OB was a kitten growing up while I was pregnant with Tyger, and I was constantly rubbing OB, cuddling him, petting him, and giving him all the love I had in my heart.  I actually remember telling Troy that I was worried about having any love left over for the new baby.  But when I first got to see Tyger, and hold him, it was love at first sight. My heart was full to bursting. I was afraid to touch him at first, but I got over that.  And when I got pregnant with Cougar, I didn't think I would have any room left in my heart for him. But guess what? I got out of my bed the day after having a C-section, and got myself checked out of the hospital so I could go see him. And when I finally saw him, it was love at first sight, too.  My family was complete. I would be lost without them, and they continue to be the reason I get out of bed every day. I just cannot stand to let them down in any way.  When they are sad, I am sad.   They made me a mom.

3) I am alive, and at the moment I can use all of my bodily appendages. I may be in pain, I may have some undiagnosed disease to add to all the other stuff that's wrong with me, but I am alive.

4) I have shelter.  I live in an okay house, with 3 bedrooms. I have running water and electricity.  I have a bed to sleep in.

5) I have plenty of clothes to wear for all seasons, and I do not buy new unless some clothing item becomes irreparable.  I also have plenty of shoes for all occasions.

6) My grandma is still my best friend.  She is a huge part of my life. I think about her every day and I wonder what she would do in certain situations. Like, "Would Grandma be happy or sad if I made this decision?" I am always wondering about what Grandma would do. I love my grandma more than I can express. SHE IS LOVE.


7) My parents. I know I am lucky to have them. They raised me, taught me everything they thought I should know before I flew the coop.
MOM.
My mom taught me how to use a potty, she taught me how to eat, she taught me how to dress myself, how to brush my teeth and hair, how to shave my legs, and what to do when Aunt Flo came for a visit. She also showed me by example that it is okay to show your feelings. It is okay to cry, it is okay to laugh.  She also showed me by example that it is so much more fun to let yourself become immersed in a book or movie. Feel free to FEEL. She taught me to cook meals for the family when I was 13. Unsupervised, I made most of the family's meals until I got a job at age 16.
DAD.
My dad is truly a treasure in my life, because he is always there when I need him.  He taught me to drive, automatic and stick. He tried to teach me to change a tire. He took me to get my first car an oil change, so that I would know what to expect. And I always filled my own gas. When I was a kid, my dad would rub my back until I fell asleep. My dad taught me everything I know about computers. He gave me my love for Star Wars, ELO, and sci-fi books. My dad is whom I call when I have any kind of question because he knows everything.




Saturday, July 29, 2017

Bucket List

I'm 34, and there are many things that I have not done. Some of them are plausible, even possible, and I will list them here:

                                           Bucket List

1. Float a river, either by canoe or by tube.

2. Go on a guided tour to search for Bigfoot, just for kicks.

3. Immortalize my mother on my arm.

4. Stay in a room at Inn Boonsboro in Maryland. Check out the bookstore nearby.

5. Spend a day or two exploring Central Park in NYC.

6. Be in the audience at a late-night talk show in NYC, preferably Jimmy Fallon.

7. Go to a comedy club or show.

8. Explore San Francisco for a couple days.

9. I'd like to see Beck perform live.

10. Weird Al concert.

11. Ride a gentle horse for an entire trail.

12. Go to Scotland and find the town called Templeton. Explore old castles and hang out in pubs.

13. Go to Ireland and admire the scenery.  Explore old castles.

14. Go to Romania and do the Transylvania Castle Tour. Buy some clothes from the vendors in the streets.

15. Pick one fun girlfriend and go to a bar and get drunk.

16. Karaoke

                                             Translvania



                                  Inn Boonsboro


                               Floating a river

                                         Bigfoot search

                                             Scotland

                                           gentle horse

                                            drunk with a girlfriend

Sunday, June 18, 2017

The best of us

                                                          Best Uncle Ever
                                                          Uncle Kenny
                                              written by niece Gwendolyn

I can't think of my childhood without visions of Uncle Kenny popping into my head.  He was always there, calling me "Princess" right up into my early 20s.  I used to spend a lot of time with my cousin Jaime, who is Uncle Kenny's oldest daughter. He was always happy, ready to play, willing to help. Up until I was about 12, the typical Sunday would include going to church in the morning, with me and Jaime going to Sunday School together and then sitting together on the family pew for the church service. After church, the whole family who had attended that service would go out to eat somewhere, after which I would beg to go play with Jaime. Uncle Kenny was always willing to let us play.

He showed up at the hospital for the vast majority of my surgeries until I turned 20, I think.  People just don't realize what a difference it makes to get visitors when you are feeling bad and stuck in a hospital bed.  It was actually a bigger effort for him, because he was very uncomfortable being around needles, etc.  I look back now, and I am extremely appreciative of what he did.

I remember calling him when I was in high school, because I couldn't figure out a math problem.  I think it was probably an Algebra 3 problem, but let me say this, Uncle Kenny was SMART.

He showed genuine interest in all my boyfriends, even the sketchy ones.

On one occasion, I called him and cried through an entire conversation because I had just had my heart broken by my first husband. I'm sure he felt uncomfortable with that sort of thing, but he hung on and kept talking to me. (I would actually LOVE to know what he really thought of my first husband and the end of that marriage.)

If I ever complained to him about a job, or about my severe depression, he would say that there is a silver lining to every cloud.  He wanted me to find something about my job that I actually enjoyed- he said there was something good to be found in any job, or in any day. He was so totally happy and upbeat and just genuinely NICE all the time. Sometimes I would say something inflammatory to him just to get a reaction, but he always stayed chill. I know that he did not approve of some of my life choices, but he never came out and criticized me. I wish he had.  I held him in such high esteem that I would've listened.

If I had ever asked him for anything, I know he would've done his best to help.

And then there's Cougar, my son. He needed open-heart surgery at 3 months old, and he ended up staying in the hospital for 8 weeks. He almost died several times, and it was very stressful for me. Well, once the surgery was over, we didn't get many visitors up in Cougar's PICU room.  And HERE is why I just think Uncle Kenny was one of the best people to ever inhabit Earth: The first time he saw Cougar after surgery was actually before they had sewed his chest shut. Now, this baby was covered in tubes and wires snaking in and out of his little body, but his chest was wide open. And my Uncle Kenny stood and looked at all that horrible stuff going on with my baby.  And he made several more visits while Cougar slowly recovered over the 8 weeks. Sometimes we would all eat in the hospital cafeteria and talk about Cougar, but also other topics.

When Cougar was old enough to play without hurting himself, Uncle Kenny was on it.  He played with both of my boys, but Cougar really had an attachment to him, and I think it was mutual.

We didn't deserve to lose him so soon. It was not his time. He had more living to do. Everyone is still broken up about it.  I'm crying right now.  Grandma and my mom still cry over it. WHY did the best one of us have to be taken?

Monday, March 6, 2017

Such a man


Okay, so here are some life experiences I missed out on, and some life experiences that may not be “normal.”

1.     I’ve never experienced the “bar scene.” I went to the Bricktown Brewery a couple of times, once with my parents and once for my 10-year HS reunion. I went to some other bar once with my husband to meet some of his old friends.  And that is the sum total. I truly don’t know what it’s like to be a single adult woman, so I would not know what to expect at a bar.


2.     I never went to a real party in high school or college. When it was my birthday, my mom would bake me a cake or cookie or brownie, and my extended family would come over, and we’d have my birthday party: I sat on a chair, everyone sang me the song, we ate cake, I opened presents, etc. So . . . maybe I was too lame to be invited to anybody’s party?  I will never know, but it did make me feel left out back then.


3.     Even though I lusted hard after most of the guys in my high school at one point or another, not a single one of them asked me out.  I met my first boyfriend when we both worked at Dairy Queen. I was 17.


4.     I got a speeding ticket just after midnight when I turned 18. Some birthday present that was.


5.     I used to buy my underage friends and coworkers cigarettes and liquor. I never charged for my services, and none of them died.


6.     The older I get, the less I feel like a woman.


7.     I have never been a waitress because I think it is too difficult a job.


8.     I have had 13 jobs since turning 16. It’s been 18 years.


9.     I can name almost all 1980s movies just by looking at one screenshot.


10.  My taste in music has been heavily influenced by my mom, certain friends, and the time period I grew up in. As a result, I like 60s rock, 70s rock and funk, most 80s music, and certain alternative selections from the 90s. I also like certain movie musical soundtracks.


11.  My mom taught me the electric slide and the grapevine, but I can also do the mashed potato, the skate, the charleston, and the twist.  None of those were popular after the 70s.


12.  As a kid, I may have convinced my brother he was an alien.


13.  I believe reading books has saved my life.


14.  When Maryann from the Babysitter’s Club books got her hair cut into a bob, I did, too. I was 10, and it was not a good look for me.


15.  I stopped wearing contacts at age 21 because I’m allergic.


16.  I stopped wearing all makeup except for concealer when I developed an allergy to all mascaras.  My eyes swell up and I can’t see, so it doesn’t seem to be worth it anymore.


17.  Yes, I still have one breast implant, but I would hack off both boobs if I could. They served their purpose, and now they are retired.


18.  I don’t like women’s clothing.  I would prefer to wear band t-shirts and jeans all the time. Flannel shirts when it’s cold. Flip-flops all year round. No bras, ever. Panties, only 7 days a month.


19.  I want to shave my hair off and keep it like that this time. Having hair is just a pain.

20. One unintended result of all my jaw surgeries is that now I can wink. I never could before, but now half of my face is f*cked up.

Wednesday, February 1, 2017

About Feb 8, 2017.

I'm 34

34 Typically Unknown Facts About Me

1. I was not breastfed as a baby.  My mother wanted to, but the doctors said that they needed to be able to measure how much I was eating, due to my heart troubles.

2. I did try to breastfeed my babies, but with Tyger my milk ran out at around 5 months because I did not know how to keep it up while going to work. Cougar was too weak to eat, and he was on a feeding tube from 6 weeks to 3 years. I pumped milk for him for about 5 months.

3. I would like to get a tattoo of a cute, fat rat eating a piece of cheese on my thigh just above the knee. Nobody will understand it.

4. I would like to visit Scotland and Ireland to see the castles and to check out some pubs.

5. I'd also like to take a train to California, or maybe all around the country.

6. I want my kids to spend a week of every summer at the lake so they can experience camping, fishing, and swimming.

7. I'd like to tell my story someday, but I don't know the ending yet.

8. I'm thinking about wearing men's pants because women's pants just never fit right. I can't wear pajama pants all day.

9. Reading books is my drug.  It's my addiction; it's what takes me away from reality.

10. I do like to drink, but only liquor, and only if it's sweet.

11. I am really into reading superhero fiction.  The best by far is 'Wearing the Cape' by Marion G. Harmon.

12. I love 80s movies.

13.I love 90s alternative music and grunge. Also 80s music, funky 70s stuff, and most 60s music.

14. My favorite clothing styles are: 90s grunge and flannel, and 70s bellbottoms.

15. However, mostly I just wear pajama pants and t-shirts at home, and jeans or khakis with loose shirts when I go out.

16. I do not wear granny panties. I much prefer to go without panties, but my mother would be horrified, so I wear bikini-cut.

17. The only reason I ever shave my legs is because I don't want to scare the hubs away.

18. I make a damn good chocolate raspberry pie. Or so I've been told.

19. Cougar says my spaghetti is the best.

20. Tyger says my fried chicken and salads are the best.

21. I really want my mom to give me her old nugget ring.

22. I prefer to wear loose t-shirts with interesting sayings or good musicians on them.

23. I'm addicted to dark chocolate, pepsi, and loaded cheese and bacon potato skins.

24. I've never read 'To Kill a Mockingbird' or 'The Adventures of Huckleberry Fin.'

25. I would love to be a test-reader for female authors.

26.I used to have the entire soundtrack to 'Grease' memorized. I would listen to it on cassette for hours. My favorite song to sing myself was Rizzo's solo "There are Worse Things I Could Do."

27. The movie Even Almighty makes me crack up every time.  I could not stop laughing loudly when I saw it in the theater the first time.  Side note: my ex was horrified by my laughing- there's a reason he's my ex.

28. When I hear the song "Beautiful Stranger" by Madonna, it takes me back to 1999- I was 16 and working at Dairy Queen.

29. I don't exude any particular style.  I just try to stay comfy and wear flip-flops all year round.

30. I don't wear jewelry besides my wedding ring. My ears do have 6 holes, so I may wear earrings again someday.

31.I have had countless pets in my life. I can't even remember them all. When I was growing up in my parent's house, the pets would always eventually get sick, run over, or attacked by some wild animal. I can only remember a few names of the dogs and cats: Valentine, Turkey, Faith, Princess, Ginger, Sam, Midnight, Bosh, Heidi, Bubba, BJ, Prince Charming. Plus a few parakeets and one cockatiel.  There is an animal graveyard on my parent's land.

32. I have been in the workforce for 18 years, and I have never worked in an office. I can do many things, but the things I cannot do are legion.

33. I inherited my dad's logical, rational mind, but I also got my mom's creativity and imagination.

34.I believe in doctor-assisted suicide, and if my body gets to a certain point, I hope it is available.

Thursday, January 19, 2017

EIC

Earned Income Credit

Oil changes
Any auto repair
Dental work
Vision checkups/glasses
Any home repair
Appliance replacements

These are some of the things that many Americans can only afford once a year. Your brakes are squealing, you shred a tire, your engine won’t start? Haha, good luck with that.  You better hope it’s February, or you’ll be walking to work.   You have a toothache? That’s too bad.  You are having trouble reading road signs and you squint all the time? That’s interesting.  Your house needs a new roof? Yeah, like that’s ever gonna happen.  Is anything at all broken inside your house? Stove, refrigerator, washing machine?

Well. I hope for your sake that you’ve filed your income taxes, because the only way you are going to be able to afford to alleviate any of these problems is with your tax refund.  That is, if you are a member of the working poor.  If you do not live paycheck to paycheck, count yourself lucky.  Having the ability to save money is a major weight off your shoulders. 

I imagine my life without the EIC, and it’s scary because now I have to think about my kids.  Before I had kids, before I qualified for EIC, I didn’t have the same worries.  Now I have to hope that it’s February if anything breaks in the house, or if a vehicle needs work.  I hope the kids can time their toothaches to tax season.