The Woman Code

Every human female of an age to understand she is a woman shall abide by the Woman Code.  Women have historically been perceived as the lesser gender, and been taken advantage of.  Our bodies may be weaker, but our minds are wilier.  We, as a pack, as a gender, are craftier and stronger in spirit than men realize.  Aren't we the life-bringers, the child rearers, the homemakers, the career women, the teachers, the lovers, the caretakers, and the defenders of our families?  We do it all because we are in an age where we must, and we women are the only ones who understand.  But some ancient ideas/rules hold true, and they shall be known here as the Woman Code.

- When we reach the age of dating, we do not steal each other's boyfriends or move in on a friend's interest.  As married adults, we do not wreck marriages by tempting otherwise loyal husbands to stray.  Sometimes relationships do not work out, and they do not need the added stress of cheating.  The mistresses/secret lovers defend themselves by saying that the wife/girlfriend should have kept her man interested and he wouldn't have strayed.  This may be true in some cases, but it is still WRONG to actively chase after an attached man.

- Women must never reveal their true power over men.  It is not sex, it is all in the mind.  A woman figures out her man pretty quickly, and knows how to get what she wants while making him think it was his idea.  However, this must be done delicately so that he never figures it out.

- The bond of sisterhood and friendship must be unbreakable even through long periods of no communication.  A woman may find her kindred spirit, and with that person she can pick up wherever they left off, however long it's been.  Meanwhile, shared secrets are sacred and promises are not to be broken.

- Women must stick together.  We are all we have against the tyranny of men.  There are many more men in power than women, so we must do what we can to make our voices heard.  We must get out and vote, hold our ground, speak our minds, and refuse to be silenced or ignored.  Sometimes it has to come down to chicks over dicks.


***this is a work in progress and I would appreciate any help . . . please comment below.***